February 2010
i'm pretty sure that life sucks.
okay cool.
hey guys guess what i want three more followers so...
get me three more followers.
now.
(kthxbai)
Dear Pages,
andhurl:
Stop being so politically correct all the time. I mean mother not nurturer or parent. Okay, thanks, die.
Love,
Me
okay. so taylor swift won. okay. you think she...
okay.
Pet Peeve #393
findmenow:
cresciteundo:
12 year old prepubescent boys singing about ‘love’ and shit.
Case in point? Justin fucking Bieber.
“Are we an item? Girl quit playing ,We’re just friends, What are you sayin’? So there’s another and look right in my eyes. My first love broke my heart for the first time.”
Okay, what? Your first love? When was that, a couple years ago in Kindergarden/first grade?
...
Anyone who thought Taylor Swift deserved to win:
where-the-heart-is:
KILL YOURSELF.
bye world
averyweisel:
I’ve never watched the Grammy’s before.
I don’t plan to start tonight either.
pffft, neither do i, but it’s kinda hard for me to ignore the pictures plastered all over my dashboard, of half-dressed celebs crooning into microphones and wrapping themselves around trophies. good on you, though :)
also beyonce needs to put some clothes on.
just saying.
an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
January 2010
Urban Outfitters Sells Shirt In Color Called... →
1 tag
so much depends
upon
a red wheel
barrow
glazed with rain
water
beside...
– William Carlos Williams (1923)
woah, huge unfollowing spree...down to 160.
just unfollowed thirty tumblrs.
nothing personal. basically if your name wasn’t poetic enough,
or i didn’t recall reblogging one of your posts ever,
then you were gone.
sorry. if it’s a huge deal just message me.
50 interesting facts.
472239364:
revolvers: distill: damnmuggles: pwnator: noahkai: valkyriemissile: afteritwego: theindiehippie: burnbrighter: goldensilence: yerawizardharry:
1. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side.
2. If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For...
Urban Dictionary: Snape Nose Syndrome →
every time i feel like i've made some progress, i...
this sucks.
Day 30. (Overspilling in Couplets)
threesixtyfivepoems:
I wait after waking for the scent of your skin to settle; It scatters onto my sheets, the folds collecting your knees and teeth in fragments, your fingers in tantric dust. I gather it to my face, the wrinkles falling away and breathe deeply in the mistakes of my life and your distance. There is no loneliness greater than the division of us, and yet I can still...
It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so...
– J.K. Rowling (via thoughtsdetained) (via quote-book)
Top 50 oxymorons
yerawizardharry:
50. Act naturally 49. Found missing 48. Resident alien 47. Advanced BASIC 46. Genuine imitation 45. Airline food 44. Good grief 43. Same difference 42. Almost exactly 41. Government organization 40. Sanitary landfill 39. Alone together 38. Legally drunk 37. Silent scream 36. British fashion 35. Living dead 34. Small crowd 33. Business ethics 32. Soft rock 31. Butt head 30....
oh hey guess what i got two followers back.
even more awesome.
is it a bad idea to climb out the window and sit...
i mean, it is mild…it’s not even snowing that much…it’s still 14 degrees…
hey guess what i lost two followers in two minutes
that’s awesome